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Tribo

    braindamaged guy last picks jug into sky, pl and offlane brood meanwhile we have 0 reliable stun. TOLD him to pick void he said "team won't rely on a single lock down" BUT HEY MATE WE GOT NO LOCKDOWN USE UR BRAIN

    Tribo

      also why the fuck do I get matched up vs 6ks+ in every game

      Feachairu

        how does this bc even divine sdfadfaldkjsadfaf no impact from min0-50
        when we want to contest roshan this guy just farm the other side of the jungle,i snatched aegis he farming gud dangiast itttttttttttttttt
        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3937984368

        Potato Marshal

          Pls Dota gods, I suck yo dicks if you let me win my calibration matches.

          Feachairu

            let us win this calibration matches
            come ooon
            i wont do stuff like potato tho

            Potato Marshal

              Thank you Dota gods, literally the closest game I've ever had and we won despite me sucking dick (figuratively). Just give me 9 more wins and I'll start sucking dick (literally).

              Livin' Real Good

                Getting a blow job from Potato anime cutie? Kreygasm

                Feachairu

                  don go to that way you fool

                  Feachairu

                    what is wrong with my team again
                    lost a 1 hour game
                    why my pos 1 so poor dang it on midgame

                    Väinämöinen

                      HEHE quality calibration games

                      2 supports insist on dual offlanning to ruin AMs lane = 2 50 IQ baboons sit in my lane taking ranged creeps for boots and leeching XP while all other lanes get dumpstered. CM and veno leave at min 5 to go jungle and my SS smurf with 120 games and 45% winrate balls into 5 enemies all game where he gets hexed and dies instantly :smile:

                      Väinämöinen

                        and i dropped to archon 2 LOL

                        Tribo

                          your true rank :-)

                          Väinämöinen

                            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3938758329

                            archon 2 easiest game of my life

                            its kind of fun in archon 2 everyone buys decent items, in legend 2 my PA gets a vanguard against 4 magic nukers and my SS gets a hood first item when i play underlord and rush it anyway :thinking:

                            If i stay in archon 2 im actually fine i think, archon is where i climbed from 2.2k to 3k loosng a toal of 4 games, best döters of my life

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                            A

                              archon is always fun

                              Feachairu

                                i never really relied on luck,but i really need it noooow
                                come ooon just 6 games

                                Chiwa

                                  We back boys? ((Forever ancient club))

                                  chicken spook,,,,

                                    anchor games r pretty chill

                                    chicken spook,,,,

                                      since everyone is losing shitton of mmr by losing, anyone wanna sandbag party mmr?

                                      Feachairu

                                        help how can i handle this fear
                                        i'm too scared to find a match now
                                        i really dont want to meet braindead pos1 again

                                        Chiwa

                                          But you play pos 1 every game

                                          Feachairu

                                            right,let me rephrase
                                            i dont wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa retard safelaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee people

                                            Chiwa

                                              😨

                                              Feachairu

                                                wat

                                                wat is too short (minimum is 6 characters)

                                                DC.MASON

                                                  BÖI

                                                  Feachairu

                                                    godo f war

                                                    Potato PC

                                                      and people said you can't win using support on SE Asia.

                                                      DC.MASON

                                                        almost lose 3 (only two really lost) games because we can't go hg
                                                        then lose because enemy picks turbopush lineup and we can't do anything either

                                                        ...

                                                        DC.MASON

                                                          actually i can't win a single solo ranked game anymore

                                                          ggs

                                                          Shou

                                                            I am scared to calibrate
                                                            Is it safe now?

                                                            DC.MASON

                                                              anyone knows why do i get blamed for every single one of my recent losses by my teammates?
                                                              except the bloodseeker game where my ursa disconnected and enemy just ended the game )

                                                              out of last 11 games i won 2 :thinking:

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                                                              Livin' Real Good

                                                                love chu a god even though you're an asshole!

                                                                I got fucked, I was at 5100 literally about to hit divine and quit for the rest of season 2, lost a shit load of games, now im at 4.9.

                                                                Toxic teammates are back! Probably my fault though for playing last night, I was tilted and tired afffffffffffffff.

                                                                Literally climbed +200, then -200 exactly, in 3 days!! wtf!

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                                                                chicken spook,,,,

                                                                  I've been queuing mostly ranked without even knowing my MMR for awhile

                                                                  DC.MASON

                                                                    i think i should write on steam support
                                                                    i've encountered a gamebreaking bug, i won two games

                                                                    that's not supposed to happen is it

                                                                    Tribo

                                                                      just keep abusing the bug and hope you don't get caught 4Head

                                                                      Tribo

                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3974012942
                                                                        LITERALLY these two scumbags from russia pick pa and bs BOTH trying to get the carry role rofl
                                                                        PA buys wraith and 1x tango while bs lanes and rushes midas) like a true representative of his third world country
                                                                        I'm getting dem mmr assassins in NORMAL behavior score boiz) 0 reports 25 commends ayayayaya

                                                                        Tribo

                                                                          well seems like the retarded bloodseeker does that a lot while pa is kind of a guy who switches his accounts rofl or just a casual account buyer

                                                                          Bungmangler

                                                                            dont worry friend Tribo. I too get MMR assassins with normal BS. You'll win some dont you worry.... just PMA yourself to victory!

                                                                            #Gabesforced50%

                                                                            Tribo

                                                                              KKomrade Bungamangler

                                                                              DC.MASON

                                                                                play like madman, lose
                                                                                play poorly, win

                                                                                Feachairu

                                                                                  arin why have you become a monstrosity

                                                                                  DC.MASON

                                                                                    i was always a monstrosity, i was just decent at hiding it

                                                                                    PRAISE THE SUN!

                                                                                      Explain how account buyers lose games, you cant explain that what 50 percent winrate.

                                                                                      Tribo


                                                                                        GOD rofl how stupid can people be. This guy (storm) goes afk and then sends me a friend request when I was telling him to abandon the game
                                                                                        WHEELCHAIR MMR ASSASSINS COMING THROUGH WHEELCHAIR
                                                                                        he actually last picked safe lane storm vs sky wr axe)

                                                                                        Tribo

                                                                                          it's so fucking hard to get back to divine rofl even though I'm 1 game away I always encounter stupid people who first pick mid lane or go afk for no fucking reason
                                                                                          ty gaben the mighty one

                                                                                          Bungmangler

                                                                                            Dont worry. you will get that BLUE STAR TRIBO

                                                                                            PMA all the way my friend. IF you lose a game. dont fret. gaben will taketh and giveth

                                                                                            Bungmangler

                                                                                              see case in point.. this game was totally winnable..... JUST KIDDING

                                                                                              when your pos 5 phonix has the highest hero damage, networth well... lets just say "viper had a tough time" against mid TA....

                                                                                              I mean its not like viper just SHITS all over TA.... no I must be wrong.. Im just a scrub like viper said...
                                                                                              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3976668003
                                                                                              Trash.. total trash kids

                                                                                              Ritsu x boni = 0 IQ

                                                                                                Hard to win when your team doesnt have a support hero

                                                                                                Väinämöinen

                                                                                                  TA shits all over viper, ever since the hero rework dude?

                                                                                                  kunst

                                                                                                    hi tribo how are u