We like to do something fun for April 1st every year and decided to keep it simple, since April 1st is slowly going out of style. Due to the popular demand of our Personality Test in 2015, we decided to up the stakes...
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First!!!
Third i made it
fourth...damn.. hahahah made it
I'm a Dota lover, no Overwatch for me.
I was expecting an analysis about Monkey King :/ or maybe you will publish it when DAC ends? :/
What if i only play Dota ???
The Winner
Every game of Dota is as important as the finals of TI themselves. Every last hit, every kill, and every second matters. MMR is not just a number, but a way of life to you. A day without MMR gained is an empty day. Every team composition needs to be better than whatever EG drafted last night.
You’re not the type to give up easily, even when behind. If a teammate disconnects, well, at least you’re not too distracted. Two teammates disconnect? You can now control your own gank squad. Why is this the most important Dota match of your life? Because it is the game you’re playing right now.
Where is the job application website for volvo again?
sean if you are reading this
i love u
no kappapride
Allahu Akbar
I'm the 'Architect'.
Hmmm
Tinker is missing from "The hero you would remove from the game" list. Can someone please fix it?
I got 1/10 tryhard
KYCKYC
Some ppl just waiting here everyday till late couse they know it will be competition for first comment no matter what is reading about..... fucki.ng hilarious and retarde.d at same time
ez warchief
Game Master
You know more about this game than the actual designers. Please stop what you are doing and apply to work at Valve immediately. This will be your greatest service to humanity. Forget global warming, you have only the most important problems to be thinking about. Should we buff a hero’s stat by 2 or 3? The power will be all yours.
What if we had a tango, but for mana? We could call it a mango. I bet that was your idea, wasn’t it? So fucking brilliant. Think of all the things you could accomplish when you ascend from player to designer.
lmao
The Analyst
You are an incredibly rational person, and that is a dying breed these days. Never change. You are able to apologize when you feel it is appropriate. Dota with you is highbrow, assuming your team stays sensible.
Occasionally the team needs to understand what else is going wrong. If things start going poorly, of course it's your team's fault. You have the evidence. You will go through old replays to make your case. If everyone were as diligent as you then your MMR would be 500 points higher.
Pogchamp i and bws
Identity Test: The Analyst
Personality Test: The Wise Thinker
I just realised how much I enjoy these posts on Dotabuff and all the other content in general. These tests in particular were incredibly enjoyable (I'm a sucker for online tests). Thanks to everyone on the Dotabuff team (No Kappa even on 4/1) and keep up the good work.
FIRST XD
second xD
Game Master
posted on march 31rst. wp
I'm the Analyst. xD
The winner 7 tryhard lol...
Every game of Dota is as important as the finals of TI themselves. Every last hit, every kill, and every second matters. MMR is not just a number, but a way of life to you. A day without MMR gained is an empty day. Every team composition needs to be better than whatever EG drafted last night.
You’re not the type to give up easily, even when behind. If a teammate disconnects, well, at least you’re not too distracted. Two teammates disconnect? You can now control your own gank squad. Why is this the most important Dota match of your life? Because it is the game you’re playing right now.
War Chief & Wise Thinker
SeemsGood
No news about removing Tinker?
The War Chief
Sun Tzu has nothing on you. You command your team to victory like no other. The only time you don’t win is when your teammates don’t listen to you. You know when to pressure, when to farm and when to take objectives. Everyone who dares disagree simply has no idea how the game works. Your plan is the only one worth following.
Your greatest weakness here is that sometimes you can be thrown off. What was your team thinking? How can you be expected to carry a game with this matchmaking? Sometimes you ask yourself if it they are even worthy of your effort. After all, the greatest punishment you can give your team for their failure is to stop leading them.