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TripleSteal-

    Fun/trash/troll topic. Rules are following: you answer the question posted in previous comment, and in the next paragraph ask your question. You can ask absolutely anything; it can be not related to dota, can be Why question, or How, etc. You can even try to ask something serious, but do not expect getting a serious answer.

    So,
    If you had a choice between instantly moving to Zimbabwe for 6 years, and growing a long jewish-type beard and colouring it purple, what would you choose and why?

    [Lk].Zano

      Second option. You didn't say I couldn't shave it. Duh.

      You are given the option of taking one of these superpowers: Invisibility or communicating with animals. Choose one and say why would you want it.

      Before you answer, fun facts: You need light to reflect in your eyes to be able to see, but since you are invisible that won't happen so you'll always be blind when you turn invisible.
      Animals are natural assholes, you can only communicate with them, not necessarily control them :)

      THICC BABY SHUM

        summarize thread in 1 sentence.

        Seoulmate

          Answer to YNIT: off topic

          My question: Why am I so hot?

          jus chillen

            answer: you ar hot cuz you look like a girl and boys loe you mmmmm

            fucking violet beard, would be awesome, and wayyyy easier than moving to zimbabwe

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            THICC BABY SHUM

              @HotSalsa
              check ur steam comments
              thats y
              EDIT: go die kid
              XAXAXAXAXAXAXA

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              [Lk].Zano

                Bitches already broke the almost inexistent rules of the thread.

                POST A FRIGGIN QUESTION!

                How many times a day do you wish you had the power to punch people through your monitor?

                THICC BABY SHUM

                  I fight ppls all the time, Not looking for fight but happen to run into them a lot.
                  In Russia fought like every day, in USA mbe like 5 times a year. Ppl too nice here.

                  Seoulmate

                    @Ynit

                    THICC BABY SHUM

                      Some day I will wreck Samson and Sould trap so hard just beat them so hard the will be stuck in hospital for life.
                      And it will happen, going on couple vacations soon.

                      Sup m8

                        I would post a question, but I'm not really sure which one to reply to :P

                        THICC BABY SHUM

                          How many ppl here want to kick my ass?
                          I can give address and you get to try
                          i reck face

                          阴茎

                            where do children come from ?

                            THICC BABY SHUM

                              my ass

                              PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                Hav u evr fall in lov wit a pusi

                                Seoulmate

                                  I fell in love with a pusi once and then ate it.

                                  I'm asian and talking about a cat.

                                  PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                    :')))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) hotpusi:) new name hotpusi:))))

                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                      omg 14 years old playing with pusi?

                                      Seoulmate

                                        You can't play with roadkill
                                        You just eat it

                                        THICC BABY SHUM

                                          WAS CAT CUT IN HALF BY CAR?

                                          Seoulmate

                                            yes

                                            THICC BABY SHUM

                                              u bbq it or fry?
                                              or put it inside turkey?

                                              Seoulmate

                                                who says you can't have it raw ;)

                                                THICC BABY SHUM

                                                  U NASTY PISS OF SHIT
                                                  WHAT THEY TICH U IN SCHOOL?

                                                  PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                                    wabakiiiii wabakiiiii

                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                      kawaiii

                                                      Seoulmate

                                                        this is what they teach me (second science is space science)

                                                        My question:

                                                        Which is worse, when your teammates lose the game but you're doing amazing, or when your team is doing amazing and you lose the game

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                                                        matrice

                                                          @[Lk].Zano

                                                          If you duplicate the light you absorbed (to mimic the fact that it would go through you), you would be able to see and be invisible.

                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                            @matrice
                                                            we were having fun talking about hot zelda and u come and interrupt while we are talking

                                                            Spierdalaj

                                                              What is your Penis size in inches?

                                                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                whos?

                                                                PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                                                  i dont like to showoff u can ask grills who have already tasted it

                                                                  THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                    the chicks in Africa

                                                                    PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                                                      nooo:((( dimitri u have an idea about my choices :))))

                                                                      THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                        yah, i fucked them all

                                                                        Miralidrič

                                                                          damn you @UNIT trolling as always =)
                                                                          Q: what would you choose: a world run by jews or black ppl? (damn nig.gers)

                                                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                            prob nigg cuz it would be awesome, jews dont like fighting they just pick up coins

                                                                            cdt

                                                                              defs black people, kfc for days

                                                                              On a scale of 1 - nice, what would you rate Obama

                                                                              jus chillen

                                                                                i heard you talking bout pusi and niggas

                                                                                quity

                                                                                  isn't the wordl already run by a black jew?

                                                                                  TripleSteal-

                                                                                    Nah, im not black neither jew.

                                                                                    Here comes the question (riddle): What's red and green and goes round and round and round? Provide explanation. Later on Ill add an edit with actual answer.

                                                                                    -25dkp

                                                                                      Animals are way too primal. They'd be like "I'm hungry" "this is my territory" "let's fuck" x100

                                                                                      Invisibility any day, even if I'm blind when I use it.

                                                                                      Which anime is the your fav and why? Melody do you actually like Yandere and find it cute or are you just trolling with the persona? Future diary doesn't seem very healthy.

                                                                                      TripleSteal-

                                                                                        Answer to previous question, not to the random one, lol.

                                                                                        -25dkp

                                                                                          No one answered the second post so I skipped all of you rule-breakers.

                                                                                          TripleSteal-

                                                                                            for me it was tltr, didnt even notice.

                                                                                            i dont watch much anime, particularly series, so id say my favourite one is proly Mononoke Hime, and some other Ghibli Studio stuff, too.

                                                                                            Question can be found 3 posts above.