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General DiscussionTo all 4k trash who still didn't understand....

To all 4k trash who still didn't understand.... in General Discussion
Giff me Wingman

    Ok apprently 4k players get updated as fast as a 2 GB windows download update through a fucking 56k modem.

    Alchemist is strong in this patch, how the fuck didn't you idiots get the memo?
    I don't want to hear your bitching about how you think alchemist is a shit mid hero while getting carried by the alchemist despite u sucking cock.

    so do me a favor and shut your filthy mouth and get updated you flaming sack of shits.

    efextoide

      alchemist is shit dude

      Soultrap

        Alch is as good as Broodmama, if you avoid all counters and pick him last, you have a tiny chance to win.

        гриндр

          Alchemist is shit, situational pick.

          Filthy

            Lol sir

            Quick maffs

              Alchemist is pretty meh

              Giff me Wingman

                Efextoide: 6.84c 0% winrate
                Alltime: 37.50% winrate

                Soultrap: 6.84c 0%winrate
                Alltime: 50.00% winrate

                Imprecis: 6.84c 0%winrate
                Alltime: 46.42% winrate

                Filthy: not gonna bother normal skill.

                Dorkly: 6.84c. Not played
                Alltime: 20% winrate

                Me: 6.84c 71.43% winrate
                Alltime: 63.64%winrate

                Competitive dota since 6.84: 50% winrate

                Shit hero confirmed Kappa

                Apparently 4k trash can't play alchemist. 2 Hard to understand item progression.

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                Soultrap

                  So tell us what is your item progression and how you play Alch in general? I only tried Alch as position #4 jungling support and it was hell, because enemy team had aggro trilane.

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                  plz do

                    he is shit cuz all casual 4k's cannot play him and have no impact except of 1000gpm. So i will flame any alch in my team immediately cuz the loss seems certain - nobody climbes w alchi and 4k's are grinders, who dont accept low winrate heros.

                    Giff me Wingman

                      @Soultrap:
                      Item progression depends greatly on enemy and team lineup. Sometimes it's better to go full greed with midas and Bfury and other times it's simply better to go for early game like mek and silvers edge.

                      You should almost always play alchemist mid, since he needs exp and is actually really strong mid. You can zone out the enemy mid with acid spray and push the lane to get the runes and ofc ask your team for helping to secure the runes, not to mention the bounty rune is retardedly good on alchemist. It usually ends up in a really fat alchemist destroying the enemy hard.

                      Here is an example:
                      http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1544074340

                      All lanes lost hard. I ended up with 1 7 stats because my supports refused to ward for me and do anything. Despite the very bad early game and useless supports i had (especially abbadon), i already saw how the game would pan out in the drafting phase, so i went for early fighting build which was pt, into mek, into Silvers edge. I was able to get a lot of important kills and pickoffs which turned the game slowly, i got more damage since i was already tanky enough because of the mek + edge and got more kills until i went beyond godlike. Sadly my team was still relativiley useless and kept feeding ember spirit. After a rather long time ember went rapiers and that was the moment i altered my build into something more mobile and made sure i had enough disable to catch ember spirit off guard, which worked.

                      In the end that game was pretty much a 1 man alchemist show despite getting flamed from the very beginning from autistic 4k players.

                      EDIT:
                      Actually, i didn't make a video in a long ass time. I think i will make an advanced guide for alchemist and explain a lot and show some examples.

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                      Livin' Real Good

                        i'm a 3K scrub, alchemist is shittttttttttttttttt! O_O

                        Giff me Wingman

                          You are 2.6k, stfu

                          Xero

                            Look out boys, he's got his dickhat on and he's coming out swinging

                            TripleSteal-

                              very exciting thread kappa
                              actually alchemist is quite a good hero, but i rarely meet people who know how to execute him properly.

                              ф

                                max q or max e mid

                                Dire Wolf

                                  alchemist is shit and situational at best

                                  Giff me Wingman

                                    nice 3k solo and nice 42% alch winrate, i'm sure u can tell us very insightful stuff.

                                    @Minor:
                                    LoL 10/10

                                    TripleSteal-

                                      this topic looks like a nice place to show off my impressive alchemist stats

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                                      Ghoul

                                        Pick Alch and say carry safe lane I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDDDDDDDD!

                                        Vertoxity

                                          Is this new blunt, or?

                                          I miss old then.

                                          THICC BABY SHUM

                                            ^It is blunt, https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1333188734
                                            I know because fyyq and me played with him.

                                            MARLAN

                                              We Fokken Lost is 4001 mmr and is flaming everyone 4000 and under.

                                              wow

                                              Pablo

                                                but OP is only on the HS VHS solo boundary, how do we take him seriously?

                                                Giff me Wingman

                                                  Sure, that's why everytime i'm in HS that there are people i stack with. Guess you are 3k then because you have 2 high skill matches Kappa

                                                  Pls use logic.

                                                  @Marlan:
                                                  Seems legit

                                                  @shred:
                                                  How the fuck is it not obvious to you that i'm blunt, i'm literally playing the same heroes, flaming like usual and play with the same fucking people. Are you really that dense?

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                                                  Vertoxity

                                                    I'm dumbass :P

                                                    Dire Wolf

                                                      If alchemist is so amazing how come everyone has bad win rates? By you flaming us and pointing out our win rates you are actually supporting our side.

                                                      Last picking is 4 pussies

                                                        This post is going places....

                                                        Side note I cringe when people pick alchemist but on that note most the sheep who did post patch changes have swapped to picking actual OP meta heroes now like Lesh, bs, QOP, etc. Or they went back to spamming slark.

                                                        MARLAN

                                                          why did you buy euls on meepo?

                                                          does it save you from necro ulti?

                                                          if so, that's awesome.

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                                                            Hopeless

                                                              do you yell at walls in your house as well?

                                                              tapir1

                                                                alch is a fun hero, 3-0 on him lol
                                                                get some armour and dont get midas imo, bfury better if u wanna rice

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                                                                Giff me Wingman

                                                                  @Marlan, break linkens and yes, it saves me from necro ult. You can euls your own meepos while necro ult is applied, basicially it's my way of dodge that pesky downtime from necro ultimate. It also is good when u have 1 low meepo in general. Sometimes it can decide if you stay alive or not.

                                                                  @Tilt: I don't have walls anymore.

                                                                  @Genii: wow, new level of dumbass has been achieved.

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                                                                  efextoide

                                                                    can u tell us how to play necro please

                                                                    THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                      https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1540436006
                                                                      Ayy Lmao 6k mmr ezy mmr kappa

                                                                      Romance Dawn

                                                                        Look at his Lina skill build this guy has some fucking issues with his brain not working.

                                                                        Romance Dawn

                                                                          Also this retard is not even 4k cause he is flactuating between high skill and very high skill.

                                                                          Giff me Wingman

                                                                            4k games, still 3k. Talking Kappa

                                                                            @Big brainlag guy:
                                                                            If only you could read.

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                                                                              Giff me Wingman

                                                                                Go check replay.
                                                                                Had to go afk for 8-10mins. Brood simply pushed a free lane and ended the game.

                                                                                You fucking lost to 4k trash in 1v1 mode and you call me bad, WoW. Pls go hang urself. ty

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                                                                                  Giff me Wingman

                                                                                    6 cs and 6 cs

                                                                                    triple, OK

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                                                                                        Giff me Wingman

                                                                                          You are so garbage and shit i don't even need to argue with you. You are actually 1k lower than me and you're a fucking loser that gets rekt by 4k trash while tryharding which is beyond sad.

                                                                                          It's funny how your small ego is getting hurt because you are so shit and insignificant that noone gives a shit about your opinion or arguments. Deal with it you trash.

                                                                                          We all know that american dota <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Rest. So shut the fuck up and go rage somewhere else you filthy loser.

                                                                                          'im also not sure how you can consider urself remotely decent at alchemist when ur skipping shadowblade and ur skipping heart both of which are required to be anyhow useful on that hero'

                                                                                          Guess we should call people in competitive dota fucking 3k trash since kitrak said so in dotabuff forum. Kill urself pls

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                                                                                            Giff me Wingman

                                                                                              I refuse to believe that you are 5.8k.

                                                                                              THICC BABY SHUM

                                                                                                ^upload dotabuff link here pls
                                                                                                if he dsnt get scared and not come

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                                                                                                    Giff me Wingman

                                                                                                      OK, so now you're at least 5.3k. shut the fuck up trash.

                                                                                                      Also i can't play due to high ping you filthy shithead.