there's been some confusion as to what exactly constitutes an nadota retard, so i thought i'd put together a quick list of utterances by the average nadota retard in dota 2 chat. it should go without saying that many of these are commonly used by arteezy and whoever else nadota retards fellate (i think fear and ppd, among others), which is probably why they feel the need to speak in arteezyisms/nadotaisms themselves.
a player is nearly guaranteed to be an nadota retard if their speech habits include any of the following (henceforth referred to as nadotaisms):
"im sure"
forced contractions: "hows" and "whys" are not fucking contractions of "how does" and "why does" unless you're an nadota retard. similarly, "heroes" means "more than one hero" and is not a contraction for "hero is", unless you're an nadota retard (e.g. "this heroes relaxing", "that heroes broken"). the latter is obvious proof that this is sheer stupidity rather than laziness. nadota retards will also randomly say things like "ive got x" instead of "i have x", and in general they'll turn anything they can into a contraction (e.g. "matchmakings awful").
"my x": if you're an nadota retard, dota 2 is a single-player game. well, it's a single-player game for you, that is -- the players on your team are all bots, while the players on the enemy team are all psychotherapists. nadota retards will talk non-stop in all chat about how their teammates have wronged them in some way, while also acting as though everything in the game belongs to them. e.g. "whys my sven have no farm", "blue just steals my lane", "wheres my dazzle", "hit my throne"
"mm": nadota retards cannot comprehend the fact that >99.9% of dota games are played via matchmaking. they will go out of their way to refer to their games as "my mm games" or "my pubs" every chance they get, even when they don't actually play anything other than matchmaking (this is almost always done when expressing their displeasure towards matchmaking or valve). some of the people who do this played in in-house leagues in the past (i.e. before ranked matchmaking existed), but even though in-house leagues have been dead for years and they stood no chance in the TI open qualifiers or whatever other non-matchmaking dota they played against potentially decent opponents, they like to let everyone else know that they're far too skilled not to classify their matchmaking games separately from their "other" games of dota. note: some nadota retards are washed-up pros, and they're the obvious exception here as they actually have played in meaningful non-matchmaking games.
"on" to indicate responsibility: "thats not on me" "im sure this games on x"
overall passive aggression and an excessive number of messages that consist of only a question mark when talking in ally chat: this also includes things like alternating between uppercase and lowercase or ending sentences with exclamation marks. e.g. "thAnKs vAlvE", "dont farm my lane lol!!"
"how do u just x": usually seen alongside other nadotaisms (e.g. "hows my qop just lose mid"). "im sure u just x" is a similar nadotaism.
"x is the build/x is the pick"
"WOOOOO dota 2"
"get me out (of this game)"
"real" to mean "very": "this games real fun", "that heroes real broken". i think this is just one of those things that arteezy does, so as a result it's done by many nadota retards. similar arteezyisms would be the alternating case thing mentioned earlier and the overuse of "we lost".
"thats life"
a player might be an nadota retard if their speech habits include any of the following:
"im done": this is usually followed by them not actually being "done"
beginning entire thoughts/statements with "i mean"
blaming valve and/or peruvians not for individual losses but for their inability to win games in general, when statistically this makes no sense considering their team has 4 other players and the enemy team has 5. example: someone makes their name "-500 MMR thanks peru"
any mention of hidden pool/shadow pool
any mention of being "tilted"
an obsession with the word "ape" as an insult
let me know if you think of any others and i'll add them
unranked divine5 in 95% of cases is someone who didn't play enough games recently to be eligible.
you need to lose a lot mmr after getting divine5 in order to get actually eliminated from the top5000
can’t say “you guys” at work, have reverted to yalling as a result
stream in half an hour at most
who cares about ur garbage stream anyways
aside from the that is
sun with face clap sun with face attack
i'm searching arin the scrub on google,for some reason it gives me a friggin body scrub results
https://www.twitch.tv/arin_the_scrub
yep i'm watching that from the start alredy
haHAA someone uses a common phrase from their part of the world they should be gassed haHAA
i can't report anyone because of dota plus
but thank god i got lvl 1 on od that's far more valuable!!
i made it to high skill bois, and promptly lost both games.
stephen hawking is ded
PepeHands
F
WHAT
thats a joke right?
probably so, but there are so many bugs in the gmae right now i woudlnt be surprised if its real
whatever ill play this garbage game anyway
Road to 6k: что есть скрипти???
Road to 6k: кого скрипти??
lpp4kpts: бля заебал
lpp4kpts: репорт лови
Road to 6k: за что скрипти??
sky_scripter_2018.txt
what the fuck is todays mango pool
i need an ability to ban multiple heroes in one game, pronto
kill me this instant
how can one be divine 5 but not divine 5+? what even is the difference?
wat you mean
divine 5+ is with rank
divine 5 starts at 5500, u get rank at around what, 5700?
o
o is too short (minimum is 6 characters)
o
wat kind of magic you ppl use
space magic
wizards
forgive me for i normal being
How often do u go manta on pa?
Cuz looking at my matches recently I buy it a bit often
against treant
unranked divine5 in 95% of cases is someone who didn't play enough games recently to be eligible.
you need to lose a lot mmr after getting divine5 in order to get actually eliminated from the top5000
this should’ve been chiseled into some kind of stone monument years ago
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arteezyisms r often american englishisms
unless its "im done"
thats 100% artour
Upvote this actual problem
https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/973914844066807808
hyperlul
that entire thread is a gold mine