General DiscussionThings to do when ass hurts from sitting?

Stand up

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Get some exersize fatass

Stand up and masturbate. Sometimes that's what I do. Also get more comfortable chair.

Gym. Or do household chores. I live in a small-ass third eorld country, and there are customary jobs for firstborns like me.

Like the time when I had to slit Bessy the chicken by her neck just because Papa wanted some hot-ass third world soup.

And a lot of carrying stuff. Ez gains for ez me.

Moral lesson: dont give farm animals cute names

Hey my name is 3rd world dogolino and I live in a small farm. My dad tells me dogolino go kill that cow we need to eat something. I always wanted to become a pro player and not a cow slayer and 1 day I'll be picked up by a good team and win TI, cuz I want to make my babushka proud. 4Head

U can try those computer setups where u need to stand, if u really want to

Get up for a short walk every hour or two, at most. Do stretches, even try yoga if you are up for something new (experienced yoga practitioners can sit for many hours on end without hurting). Lose weight (if you are overweight), get fit etc. All these things help you maintain a healthy posture and will end up strengthening your body. Basically, get up and do something active instead of sitting on your ass all day.

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RIP Bessy

Why would you carry on sitting down if it hurts?

You need to place somthing to penetrate your arse on the chair when you sit . Hope this helps .