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Guess who


    He is watching you.

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    robert

      Pshhh im the master of friendzone. I have at least 10 girls who told me they liked me as a friend. God why u do dis to me

      Edit: solo man 4 lyfe

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      pls be patient very noob ...

        Jokes on you IVE HAD PUSS*Y

        Shou

          I feel like having a clean slate is better than the friendzone

          Shou

            Dog what was it like?

            pls be patient very noob ...

              Nothing special really. You are still the same you after your first time. But depends on the girl. Ive had 3 boring ones, but the 2 exciting ones are fucking mindblowing. My only regret is that those 2 are random people I just met off drinking sprees with friends and I had to use protection, which kinda takes the sensation away. At least for me it does.

              robert

                Yea but never know till you ask but the answer will never be the one you expect. Virginman2.0 living in Virginia, United States of Virgin

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                  Imho going friendzone first is quite a good route to go, just need to play cards right. By my experience just letting yourself into that zone without making your intentions known is a good opener. Then you sort of tease her a bit, and try your best to not get 1-upped by her. Make her grow into you

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                    How do i say this, be that guy that she needs, but make her feel that you don't need her

                    Shou

                      Wtf this is too meta. I dont have the time for this shit. Nor the accomodations. I'll wait for college. Plus I got brown parents.

                      pls be patient very noob ...

                        If you just want a 1 night stand first you gotta grow an 8 incher
                        Or just like in our local peenoy proverb
                        "Pag may alak, may balak"
                        If there's alcohol, there's a plan

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                        Seven-

                          @jacked and haffy

                          pls no haterino because i played leshrac and had zero impact LUL

                          Shou

                            Dude I got a millimeter peter. U think I can bag come senior year of highschool? Cuz if I can't then all progress will be wiped as we all leave for college. Which wud send me into crippling depression.

                            pls be patient very noob ...

                              You can grow your ppd for free, believe me (wow that rhymed)
                              Thundersplace.org

                              Shou

                                Alice doesn't know the leshrac comeback
                                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2649441218

                                pls be patient very noob ...

                                  u luky basterd you still have college lel, what the fuk are u so worried about

                                  Shou

                                    I'm not fuckin growing my dick. Fuck. Dude a majority of men have a 5 inch penis u know that? 7 inches is rare. Where tf do u pull 8?

                                    Shou

                                      I'm not worried, I'm just impatient

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                                        Yeah but you think a girl would pick a 5 over a 7?
                                        Plus if you think growing your dick isn't possible, here's a 4 inch asian who pulled his way to 6 within a year
                                        Edit: 4.3 to 5.3

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                                        Shou

                                          Just stuff it in before they see. Shush. Tho tbh has it happened to u that a grill just sees ur dick and walks away lol.

                                          Shou

                                            Telling me to get a 8 inch dick and u have a 5.3? Wtf dog. I haven't measured in a while tho I'd estimate I'm bit bigger.

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                                              Well no. Maybe because they are so used with seeing a teeny peeper they actually think mine's big. Before I started doing "stuff" (first 2 boring ones) they never mentioned a thing. After I did stuff the 3rd boring one mentioned it was too thick. Same with 4th(1st exciting). The 5th just moaned away. There are many more details to tell but ut would be too inappropiate here even magnus' furry porn would appear mild LUL

                                              robert

                                                The age old battle of who has the biggest dick still stands strong throughout mankind life

                                                pls be patient very noob ...

                                                  That is not mine FUKIN LUL it's from a japanese guy. And im a 6.3 length by 5 girth btw from a measly 5.4 by 4

                                                  Shou

                                                    Dog is big dick SeemsGood

                                                    robert

                                                      Well he is a dog for a reason

                                                      Shou

                                                        Fucks sake that was way too much detail dog wtf. 8 inches lul. New meme? I think I'm just gonna calm down and call it a day

                                                        Shou

                                                          I'm also skinny AF, and small body, I weigh like 105 pounds

                                                          Shou

                                                            So my dick is a greater Percentage than anyones. Also when u speak of girth I imagine circumference cuz I don't know how tf diameter wud work

                                                            pls be patient very noob ...

                                                              Realtalk: chicks dig girth more than length. They say 5.5 is the sweet spot so that's my next goal
                                                              Note to self: NEVER share social media details

                                                              pls be patient very noob ...

                                                                A skinny body makes a dick appear relatively big dw.

                                                                robert

                                                                  Taking notes

                                                                  pls be patient very noob ...

                                                                    i have this need to promote this site that gives free dick growing advice just to counter those scammers that sell to insecure men fake penis enlargement products over the interwebs

                                                                    BREAKROPEKILELR24214124

                                                                      will be striming battle cuck tonight if u guys down show some love kek no h0m0
                                                                      https://www.twitch.tv/maliciousways

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                                                                      Jacked

                                                                        BATTLE CUP CHAMPS TWO WEEKS IN A ROW LETS GO

                                                                        Seven-

                                                                          please stack with me tomorrow people

                                                                          im going to solely play shitty heroes and outdated builds in party ranked (lesh, qop, wr, etc) and i need people to carry me

                                                                          ..pls

                                                                          Jacked

                                                                            ggwp 2k leshrac ;c

                                                                            Seven-

                                                                              pls no flame my disco pony

                                                                              Seven-

                                                                                really tho i played like a 1k mmr subhuman there ROFL

                                                                                BREAKROPEKILELR24214124

                                                                                  free treasures lmfao

                                                                                  Jacked

                                                                                    Why are u cuks talking about dick size?

                                                                                    BREAKROPEKILELR24214124

                                                                                      LOSTED, AMAZING LADS

                                                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                        alice's disco pony 10/10 would not ride again

                                                                                        on the flipside, good to see zero and alice alive again

                                                                                        Beks

                                                                                          lmao nerds having a girl is not like that
                                                                                          the actual relationship is very different and sex comes sppntaneously .
                                                                                          u all want pu.ssy but cant talk to a girl .first learn to speak act normal and u gona get puss.y every time

                                                                                          Seven-

                                                                                            brace yourself haffy, i havent even played wr and qop yet

                                                                                            oh yeah and i got a mic, havent used one in a long time LUL

                                                                                            robert

                                                                                              Alice voice Pogchamp

                                                                                              Jacked

                                                                                                Alice got a mic to prove that his a gril llullll

                                                                                                robert

                                                                                                  Yeah finally

                                                                                                  robert

                                                                                                    Lp.