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masturbation and dota 2 in General Discussion
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    Does masturbation affect performance ? Yesterday i masturbated twice and was tilting hard and lost most of my matches,but today i play better and dont tilt and i havent masturbated 24 hours.Your thoughts guys ? Serious thread.

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      no it's your performance in dotka 2 not your sexual performance xd LuL

      1-IceTea 🌟

        I feel fine with or without doing it,Dota is not physical exercise anyway.

        Jack__Attack

          I have not noticed a difference

          eiDyaM

            my advice is finish with dota then do ur thing .... do it before u ll lose games ... my opinion

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              @midaspower yeah i feel the same like not playing 100%

              faw

                as far as i am concerned masturbating lowers stress levels = masturbating untilts you if anything

                i follow Jesus.

                  it seems like it varies on the orgasm
                  when you have a genuine Kreygasm you play better because you're more patient
                  when you just do it for the habit you get more stressed it seems

                  THEY/THEM

                    raed books. it will increase your performance.

                    Tommy Shelby

                      I dont masturbate cause im a good christian loved by god and goes to church every sunday, yet i dont see myself being a 7k players anytime soon. Hm maybe if i keep being virgin till im 30. Lets see..

                      evy

                        I have brain lag after I masturbate
                        So no

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                          true son true

                          Ryan Gosling Fan

                            I Masturbat watching hot grills playing 1k dota

                            evy

                              I hope you don't fap to her gameplay

                              Tommy Shelby

                                God watches you

                                Johnny Rico

                                  When you masturbate you release more testosterone, that makes you a little bit more agressive, but it also releases the satisfaction hormone, that makes you a little bit calmer and happy, leading you to act Passive-Agressive agaisnt team8s, also competing in a game releases testoterone too.

                                  Just masterbate before sleep, so you can sleep better.

                                  Shou

                                    I just fap whenever I'm thirsty

                                    Beks

                                      XAXAXAXA

                                      Perte

                                        if you dont masturbathe, you might get distracted by heroes like cm, lina which will effect your in game performance kappa

                                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                                          when i got home for winter holidays this year i went up in mmr and reached my peak mmr all of which i lost after moving back to dorm
                                          things that were different home:

                                          cons:
                                          another keyboard
                                          way worse mouse
                                          worse pc
                                          WAY worse and less stable internet

                                          pros:
                                          flexible schedule and little to no obligations
                                          ability to jerk off whenever i want

                                          :thinking:

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                                          Player 404335202

                                            How come mods dont find this opposite of relative ?

                                            Chao Vritra

                                              one time i was playing riki and felt the urge i just AFKd i nthe offlane ...

                                              >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                Just make sure to drink a glass of water after you finish.

                                                Sia

                                                  as i never maturbated in my life before i cant give you specific advice. what i can tell you is brushing your teeth = auto mmr grinding

                                                  Kappa

                                                  1-IceTea 🌟

                                                    if you dont masturbathe, you might get distracted by heroes like cm, lina which will effect your in game performance

                                                    You have never seen a Luna with sexy set and how shes lean on her pet jajaja

                                                    Sia

                                                      masturbathe is doing it under shower right?
                                                      lol my friend got luna's boob set and combined it with other sexy parts from other sets. W A T C H P O R N ffs

                                                      dead

                                                        Don't

                                                        >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                          Try fapping to feet porn. You will go nuts.

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                                                            "Masturbating can cause death while playing dota" Beware

                                                            Jacked

                                                              you are probably more aggressive pre wank and less aggressive post wank. so if you are usually a game losing puzzy, dont jack off. if you are a yolo game losing maniac, do it.

                                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                                ^jacked still waiting for your thesis paper on dota psychology

                                                                Shou

                                                                  Or u can fap whenever u want instead of strategically lining it up with ranked dota play

                                                                  Gazz   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                                    Dotabuff forum is getting dank nowadays

                                                                    Potato Marshal

                                                                      I never get respawn talents because I masturbate between deaths during late game.

                                                                      1-IceTea 🌟

                                                                        ^That's fast

                                                                        Lokieleven

                                                                          That's a sin I'm pretty sure

                                                                          ✪ Ben Dover

                                                                            no, but dota affects masturbating. cant do it after a lose streak if im mad

                                                                            trench

                                                                              Depends on a one question. How much? 3 times you are fucked
                                                                              1 you performance ain't affected unless you were stressed and it helped you relax

                                                                              >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                                                no, but dota affects masturbating. cant do it after a lose streak if im mad

                                                                                Dude wtf? That is the BEST time to rub-one-out! Haven't you ever had a heated arguement with a chick, and she does it on purpose to get her blood and your blood boiling and then you fuck the living shit out of her and feel extra better than you would having normal good-mood sex?

                                                                                Fap so you chill out!

                                                                                >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                                                  Oh, but ggwp is right, 1 fap should be fine, 2 is pushing it, 3 you are fucked since you will start feeling sleepy and it WILL impact your preformance.

                                                                                  Shou

                                                                                    how do u fap 3 times a day without it hurting?
                                                                                    my dick just feels sore.
                                                                                    max 2 but usually just 1.

                                                                                    DR. Amasam

                                                                                      it will not affect bro. Its Multitasking bro. Play Dota2 and masturbate sometimes!(shift tab rbreezy) U can do it both. Have Fun!

                                                                                      BenaoLifedancer

                                                                                        You should masturbate while playing to increase your mmr.

                                                                                        Erdal Kömürcü

                                                                                          you should do it while playing dota same time its ez win

                                                                                          fvcker

                                                                                            masturbate kill ur brain

                                                                                            Jacked

                                                                                              Best thread. Should sticky this shit.

                                                                                              Johnny Rico

                                                                                                ^its already stickied, because all the semem you know, mastrubation joke haHAA

                                                                                                Itoro

                                                                                                  if you have addiction with fapping, go www.reddit.com/r/nofap

                                                                                                  ejaculation steals your energy and nutrition.

                                                                                                  if you always have urge, try to eat only fruits.

                                                                                                  🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                                    so that's why zdonfrank flames everyone all the time

                                                                                                    it all makes sense now

                                                                                                    jo~

                                                                                                      🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                                        i never got those pictures, that pose is literally impossible to do

                                                                                                        your spine would literally crack trying that