https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3509243709 Why the fuck did I pick weaver I got 30 cs at fucking min 10 good shit mate picking garbage cs contester in 2k 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
those 1v1s are basically me trying to practice basic aggro mechanics and shit, if i miss 3 creeps in the first wave he usually snowballs and crushes me
tiny offlane? hmm
sven without blink? (i barely could convinve him to buy bkb ''nah dude i just need to hit faster" queues up S&Y)
puck with brown boots dagon 5 eblade?
this game is freaking dead man, took a 1 week break and literally both games i played were like this
How the fuck am I suppose to win with a CM on my team that rushes midas into treads, then tries to run up to the enemy to solo kill and ends the match with a KDA of 1/13/2?
after winning my last game to a brown boots dagon 5 nyx smurf
i loose my game because my smurf void refuses to buy bkb for 40 minutes and ends up with less hero damage then an afk jungle cm because he gets rooted disarmed and whatever by jakiro and invo....LUL 50 minute game with 19k hero damage pos 1 void
seriously these games literally are lost based on who has the worse smurf on his team
wtf am i supposed to do with an afk farming cm with 500 LH that only sits in jungle and a smurf void that doesnt buy bkb against jakiro and invo and wastes chrono on some BS monkey all by himself and cant even kill him
i dont think i could have carried that game any harder, mid tower was down like 8 minutes into the game, highest hero damage, highest kills, highest assists
yet my team cant even carry freaking TPs or dusts against a brood, i have to play support and carry at the same time and succeed anyway, yet they decide they need to do everything imagineable to loose the game as hard as possible
wtf am i supposed to do with an afk farming cm with 500 LH that only sits in jungle and a smurf void that doesnt buy bkb against jakiro and invo and wastes chrono on some BS monkey all by himself and cant even kill him
based on my winrate in my last few matches i need to play app. 130 hours of dota to climb to 3.7, where i probably wont get matched with failsmurfs anymore...
fml
when u try to carry a losing game with ultra rat
u get 2 rax by urself, thru backdoor protection cuz of ur items
but then they get super careful and tp all the time
u make one fatal mistake and the game starts tumbling out of ur grasp
and then after its over u realize that u shud have gone rapier and yoloed on rax, maybe u wud have a chance with megas
but no
rip boys
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3519559632
how the hell am i supposed to win this game?
how are people like pl even intelligent enough to turn on their computer, or get anywhere near 4 digit mmr?
BUT IT'S OKAY YOU CAN'T WIN EVERY GAME RIGHT? SOME GAMES YOU WIN SOME GAMES YOU LOSE BUT IF YOU'RE GOOD YOU STEADILY RISE IN MMR.
EXCEPT THE CASES WHERE YOU GET THESE 10 IQ RETARDS 20 GAMES IN A ROW
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3509243709
Why the fuck did I pick weaver I got 30 cs at fucking min 10 good shit mate picking garbage cs contester in 2k 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
honestly how do you replace my triumph over a horrendous 4 game loss streak with this nonsense :V
it's so nice when a game goes on long enough for both teams to get a turn throwing
i made it guys
why did u lose two 1v1s against a 3.8k guy
the second 1 i dced during and broke my items when i rced 2 mins later xd
im really bad at laning and logical is good at laning for his mmr, plus im kinda memeing but genuinely hes way better at 1v1 sf than me
those 1v1s are basically me trying to practice basic aggro mechanics and shit, if i miss 3 creeps in the first wave he usually snowballs and crushes me
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3513627934
Top 10 omni player right here boys
another epic game vs singsing and vroksnak on his 1k account, sure love losing to em for the 50th time
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3514763658
At least you can brag to kids that you played against singsing and papa smurf
sometimes your team just holds you back and theres no way to win guys
was that comment meant at you? lmao
hell yeah another game with 4 40% winrate smurfs
tiny offlane? hmm
sven without blink? (i barely could convinve him to buy bkb ''nah dude i just need to hit faster" queues up S&Y)
puck with brown boots dagon 5 eblade?
this game is freaking dead man, took a 1 week break and literally both games i played were like this
3k is just filled with people like this gg
Shoutout to all the "SEA cancer server" dickheads who can't see dota is filled with morons no matter what server
Also why are u picking SD in 3k
jesus christ stop buying veil
and medallion
I hate this game
^noob
btw i havent lost a game since switching from c- beh score to normal
coincidence??
I'm just going to quit Dota when I drop to 4.5k. Game's are unplayable right now, I don't know why every match is like this now.
Just a few more matches and I can quit.
its actually impossible to win if im not first picking my best hero
matchmaking is completely not rigged, was 5 games away from 5k and games turned into unwinnable shitfests
just as a showcase, this is my pos 1 carry who had a free lane
How the fuck am I suppose to win with a CM on my team that rushes midas into treads, then tries to run up to the enemy to solo kill and ends the match with a KDA of 1/13/2?
ITT bunch of angry kids who want the perfect team to carry them
F3 is 2k morons' favourite button
easy mmr i guess...some games arent loosable
feels like when at 3-3.5k a win or loss is decided by who has more 40% winrate smurfs
ok lads ive been matched with the same p4 mk player twice NO tilt
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3520821596
AND ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF SMURF DOTA
after winning my last game to a brown boots dagon 5 nyx smurf
i loose my game because my smurf void refuses to buy bkb for 40 minutes and ends up with less hero damage then an afk jungle cm because he gets rooted disarmed and whatever by jakiro and invo....LUL 50 minute game with 19k hero damage pos 1 void
seriously these games literally are lost based on who has the worse smurf on his team
wtf am i supposed to do with an afk farming cm with 500 LH that only sits in jungle and a smurf void that doesnt buy bkb against jakiro and invo and wastes chrono on some BS monkey all by himself and cant even kill him
i dont think i could have carried that game any harder, mid tower was down like 8 minutes into the game, highest hero damage, highest kills, highest assists
yet my team cant even carry freaking TPs or dusts against a brood, i have to play support and carry at the same time and succeed anyway, yet they decide they need to do everything imagineable to loose the game as hard as possible
not be 3180 mmr probably
hmm good solution
based on my winrate in my last few matches i need to play app. 130 hours of dota to climb to 3.7, where i probably wont get matched with failsmurfs anymore...
fml
when u try to carry a losing game with ultra rat
u get 2 rax by urself, thru backdoor protection cuz of ur items
but then they get super careful and tp all the time
u make one fatal mistake and the game starts tumbling out of ur grasp
and then after its over u realize that u shud have gone rapier and yoloed on rax, maybe u wud have a chance with megas
but no
rip boys
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3519559632
Sadly, that's not the case
Man weaver is so fucking garbage rn I should try to learn clinkz instead
weaver and clinx r both rlly good
Excuse me? Which one of us know weaver better?
u sEe My wEAvR GAeM? 2 STRONK? or not fAM? EKs'Di
You forgot the match link and "was my item build correct?"
the trick is to link a gamme where u went 30/0/16 with dumb items in a 2k average and then ask for item advice
then whenever someone tells you to buy different items you flame them
tough day for me, -3
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3521364296
One sensitive fuck
One afk farmer
One intentional feeder
One countered cool guy
What could go wrong?
dont buy mek on lich :V
and then we won xd
15:44
FED 322XP LOL
haha le 322 xp xD rofl!
how the hell am i supposed to win this game?
how are people like pl even intelligent enough to turn on their computer, or get anywhere near 4 digit mmr?
pa proceeds to buy hyperstone instead of bkb and make us lose two lanes of rax
BUT IT'S OKAY YOU CAN'T WIN EVERY GAME RIGHT? SOME GAMES YOU WIN SOME GAMES YOU LOSE BUT IF YOU'RE GOOD YOU STEADILY RISE IN MMR.
EXCEPT THE CASES WHERE YOU GET THESE 10 IQ RETARDS 20 GAMES IN A ROW