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General DiscussionNeed Sub 1k account. Have several 4k smurf accounts. TRADE ME!

Need Sub 1k account. Have several 4k smurf accounts. TRADE ME! in General Discussion
NEGA SCOttt

    Pretty much exactly what the title says. I have been making smurfs in hopes to calibrate at low mmr, but the lowest I can seem to get it to is 4k or close to it. I just want to pub stomp with a 1k or less mmr account. Anyone want to trade? Or are there websites where you can go to trade dota accounts?

    565656

      Why u want to trade . Ur account is already 1k now

      Väinämöinen

        crusader isnt sub 1k dear sir

        he wants a harold account

        gggg

          Lol he thinks hes good hahaha bro if you really calibrate at 4k you will stay at 4k so don't pretend that your calibrating in 4k cause in real life you know your not a 4k player wake up son

          `avo

            Can't tell if this thread is satirical or OP trying to convince everyone he's too good to calibrate into 1k. Fairly sure it's the latter. Either way, it's ridiculous you expect anyone to believe it. Just run down mid relentlessly, game doesn't assume you're actually a higher skill unless it's reflected in the stats. Only way it'll rise in skill bracket is if you actually get good stats and keep winning games instead of just feeding. Unless you belong in that bracket. Don't have to be a genius to figure this out.

            Dukeus

              Oh look at me. Even if I feed every game i get vhs 4k account.
              Such Bullshit. Stop ruining games you fucktard

              Dafurst

                This is absurd. But not as absurd as those another settlement that needs our help, Here I'll mark it on your map.

                ZZZaddYYY

                  Pm me

                  69 god

                    Gimme details

                    bebec

                      i have 1.6k are u intrested

                      Jacked

                        But your account is Norma skills

                        chicken spook,,,,

                          Being able to calibrate sub 1k is a fuckin talent

                          Jacked

                            ^ im going to do it soon. And we can relive the good ol days

                            Senpai notice me>>

                              ok trade

                              chicken spook,,,,

                                I might actually retry making 3 digit acc since the lvl requirement is lowered

                                Jacked

                                  Guardians are so toxic when playing with heralds man lmao

                                  FredDie

                                    You shouldve posted this shit from account that doesnt have 50% in normal you pleb.