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    Charmander

      Hire a hooker

      Mungo Time

        You need to be at least 5k in real life to get girlfriend.

        Then minimum 6k + to keep the girlfriend

        Go to bars, malls, parks etc. Talk to women, analyse replays and improve your gameplay/understanding.

        View higher mmr men and try and understand their movements and actions.

        Most importantly, play to win!

        counterpick

          I get girls working in stores in my hood..

          I just talk to them outside on pauses on a cigareete and after some weeks i ask for going out

          moonlightshineaswaveofnight

            You just have to feed:)

            BuMe-

              Just have a 7inch dick.. Ez 😂

              John

                You need to be a man that women like to get a Girlfriend.

                Try being alpha. If you're not alpha try not to be too beta. Some girls like nice guys but then u can't be picky.

                Kotato

                  u get a girl as soon as you lower your unrealistic standards

                  QuaKe^^

                    @hanyalo if you are not alpha and you are not beta,what are you then.@OP if you have social life and only girls are missing,try looksmaxing and eveything,basically being the best version of your self,eat healthy,dress nice,good hygiene,exercise.And be assertive,dont act a nice guy,know what you want.Gl !

                    counterpick

                      Just talk to them and try to kiss

                      I as i consider myself not attrqctive hooked up girl who ever i start and talk( not bilions girls but lets say 8 girls from now)

                      U can even hook up older than you ,

                      girls would hook with anyone they talk ( that doesnt mean for sex , but still thats something)

                      Its pretty easy to hook up girl,for some people its easy to get them to bed ,

                      U must find aomething that will make girl sleep with u

                      Some ppl are physically attractive alot

                      Some ppl have good stories

                      Some ppl have money some good talk some are hot

                      Some girls like hot muscled guys some like smart guys some like rich guys some like good guys some like bad

                      counterpick

                        Every girl want to be with someone

                        They cant without mans

                        But not every man can fuck them it depends on u

                        Kotato

                          how many girls does a blue star gets pro day?

                          counterpick

                            U need not to be shamed when it comes to bed u should try fuck her and she will decide yes or no

                            Last girl i had we were sleeping in her house 20 days but still i didnt fuck her

                            I tryed once being little offensice but she refused

                            But first 4 days when we were together on one ocasion she told me she would sleep with me

                            Girls are fucking weird one day want to sleep with u one day get cold and brake up with u

                            Its normal thing u should not be ashamed ur a man

                            Hahahhha lol

                            QuaKe^^

                              @lastpick u r okay bro,jesi li balkanac ? jebem ti mrtvi engliski jao

                              zDonFrank

                                go to gym, get in good shape, earn a handsome salary or business and most importantly stop fapping

                                Kotato

                                  ^also: do not be married. As i have found out, this fact makes my chances go down the drain

                                  recovery

                                    Just hide ur ring lmao

                                    Kotato

                                      lol, it is not working like this. She will find out in a month or so

                                      Love$ick

                                        watch anime
                                        find cute anime girl
                                        call her your gf

                                        oof ow ouchie

                                          just talk to them

                                          that being said, u could get friendzoned
                                          and alas i have no solution to that

                                          Zhn

                                            Buy a 10k mmr account and show a girl your ePenis. Job done. EZ.

                                            QuaKe^^

                                              e-girls best girls btw

                                              QuaKe^^

                                                also what zdonfrank said,if u ever feel stuck in life or something,stop fapping for 3-4 days,you will feel reborn

                                                Kotato

                                                  ^i stopped for 10 days while travelling. Does not work at all, suddenly all things surrounding you remind u of sex, also got worse in dota, since cant take eyes of the windrangers charms in battle

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                                                    If you don’t fap you’ll just get wet dreams

                                                    f(g(x))

                                                      You can avoid wet dreams by not thinking sexual or not watching/reading nsfw materials.

                                                      火花

                                                        get the courage to talk them (in case you have any grill relations irl lol, if doesn't just install tinder and pray some grills are matched with you)

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                                                        Autismo

                                                          Get a job and dont be stupid, you dont actualy need a girlfriend, girlfriend is an needy and time consuming part of your life, that compares everything to herself and if that something is receiving more attention than her you gonna have a bad time.

                                                          What you need is sex, for sex you hire Hookers, when you put everything on the paper and calculate Hookers are actually cheaper in the long run, because remember wise words from the internet, "You dont pay hooker for sex, you pay her to leave!" with girlfriend you will never have that luxury!

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                                                          counterpick

                                                            @ ;; jesam nema veze lepo sam mu reko decko debil ako ne moze ribu da nadje stvarno je retardiran

                                                            counterpick

                                                              Bukvalno treba da pogledas ribu otvoris usta i smuvo si je xd al bukvalno

                                                              Autismo

                                                                Dobro sta, decko mozda gadja misice a lici na izdrkani kurton, a i ko zna kako je kod njih u Jevropi, vidis da su svi autisticni...

                                                                huh..

                                                                  ask blunt

                                                                  Gaben, give me HERALD 0 now!

                                                                    analyse replays

                                                                    View higher mmr men and try and understand their movements and actions.

                                                                    Teach me your ways Senpai

                                                                    Suck my tiny curry dick

                                                                      Force yourself onto them. It’s consent if they can’t say no.

                                                                      Mungo Time

                                                                        "Teach me your ways Senpai"

                                                                        Ok

                                                                        Even if you're not a 6k+ man in real life. Make a woman FEEL like you're 10k and any woman will fall inlove with you.

                                                                        Doesn't matter what your net worth is.

                                                                        Does not matter what role you play

                                                                        If she FEELS like you're top 1 ranked, you'll win everytime.

                                                                        drip to hard

                                                                          Why do u want a GF? She wont let u play dota lmao

                                                                          Suck my tiny curry dick

                                                                            Have soundproof basement with chains.

                                                                            Steff

                                                                              Just watch replays.

                                                                              counterpick

                                                                                Analyze cookie replays

                                                                                counterpick

                                                                                  And read diox posts

                                                                                  Sorry grills, I'm gey ☺

                                                                                    why need gf if u have dotes? ♥

                                                                                    *****Thiirrryy*******

                                                                                      how to get a gf 101

                                                                                      plan a- court her with flowers and chocolates.

                                                                                      if plan a doesnt work. go to plan b

                                                                                      plan b- raped her and throw her in the sea

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                                                                                      Chae

                                                                                        If you're ugly, then.. just play dotes

                                                                                        Spotlight uh Moonlight uh...

                                                                                          Confidence. Hit on 10 girls and you’re bound to get one

                                                                                          Suck my tiny curry dick

                                                                                            Find out her routine
                                                                                            When is she alone and most vulnerable
                                                                                            Plan carefully

                                                                                            TripleSteal-

                                                                                              have u tried peeing on her to show dominance?

                                                                                              huh..

                                                                                                Yes
                                                                                                what's the step 2

                                                                                                TripleSteal-

                                                                                                  idk, ive never got this far

                                                                                                  Filthy

                                                                                                    First you must learn how to jungle . Next aim for first blood . Finally go through back door protection .

                                                                                                    For sure works .

                                                                                                    trashmidplayer
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